There you are, out washing the car on a beautiful sunny afternoon.

Above the noise of the kids playing and the wife humming to herself as she prunes her roses, you detect an unnatural, unfamiliar and eerie sound. Looking up from your Turtle Wax, you peer over the hood of the car and spot a veritable army of the undead staggering up your driveway.

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If I could have only one gun it would have to be a nice AR-15

Amen brother